Ehhh I hate having my period. I feel fat and bloated and gross. I want sex My head hurts Fucking cramps go away. Boyfriend, penis, now. Waaaah I want ice cream and be thinner as I eat it. I want pepsi and chocolate. And penis. I’m gonna go die in bed now.
devynjaiden: yoko0no: iblamethestars: I woke up during a 5.1 earthquake looked around my room to make sure nothing had fallen over and then went back to sleep. same. I didn’t even fucking notice until I saw all the status updates. I slept through a 5.1 earthquake, and I’ve somehow slept through all the other tremors and shit we’ve had in the past too! ….there was an earthquake?
garlic-breadgasm: YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE YOU BUT IT WASN’T YOUR CHOICE TO BE THEIR CHILD ANY EXPECTATIONS OR IDEALS THEY TRY AND ENFORCE ON YOU ARE BULLSHIT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM THEY SHOULD ACCEPT THEIR CHILD AS THEY ARE NOT JUDGE THEM ON A MINOR DETAIL THAT DOESN’T AFFECT THEIR LIFE DO NOT FEEL BAD IF YOU AREN’T THE PERFECT...
*sigh* do I have a go at the punching bag or do I work on my self interjected MCR fic? Decisions, decisions.
Paleodiet? (Caveman diet)
Have any of you ever tried it? Was it effective? Are you still using it now? I ask because along with our workout routine my boyfriend is looking into ways of changing our eating habits, and he heard about this, I did a little research and kinda familarized myself with the habits. Just wondering if anyone on tumblr has tried it and how it effected you?
dont-blame-drunkmonkey asked: as a reply to your reply, no you're not the only one to think that. I'd like to have a Tyler Durden to my The Narrator, Edward Norton didn't have a name from what I remember. Only problem is I'd have Tyler Durden living in my head, so shit would go down hard and loud. I think I just blacked out though. (fingers crossed)
Anonymous asked: hi i would like to know what exercise program you are using? :)
Why didn't I start this years ago, omg
So I recently started a work out routine that combines yoga with sports rehabilitation, no weights, no running. Nothing. Amazing. Before I did this, whenever I was asked to do that “see how far you can bend over without bending your knees” thing, I was only able to go halfway down. Well, after only my 6th session today, I’m pleased to announch my fingertips have met the floor....
Reblog if you’d like 1 message from a curious...
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roseisreturning: mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
thats-slightly-raven: My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. GRAVEyard hahaha enjoy that cyanide milkshake you piece of shit.
I’ve noticed for the shocking amount of followers I have, I don’t really talk to many of you. This makes me sad. We should chat :) But I’m entirely awkward even on the internet and have no idea how to start things off….soooo…..inbox me perhaps? I’d like to get to know more people I have on here, judging by what most of you post, you seem awesome! And it’s...
'If I met you in person...' Finish it in my ask.
1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?
2.When did your last hug take place?
3.Are you a jealous person?
4.Are you tired right now?
5.Do you chew on your straws?
6.Have you ever been called a tease?
7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
8.Do you cry easily?
9.What should you be doing right now?
10.Are you a heavy sleeper?
11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
12.Are you mad at someone right now?
13.Do you believe in love?
14.What makes you laugh no matter what?
15.Who was the last person you talked to?
16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?
17.Will you get married?
18.When was the last time you smiled?
19.Does anyone like you?
20.Do you secretly like someone?
21.Who was the first person you talked to today?
22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
23.What are you NOT looking forward to?
24.What ARE you looking forward to?
25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?
27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
28.Are you a forgiving person?
29.How many TRUE friends do you have?
30.Do you fall for people easily?
31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?
32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
33.Who was the last person you drove with?
34.How late did you stay up last night and why?
35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
36.Who was the last person you took a picture of?
37.Can you live a day without TV?
38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
39.Three names you go by..
40.Are you currently in a relationship?
41.What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
43.What’s your current problem?
44.Have you ever had your heart broken?
45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?
46.How many kids do you want to have?
47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?
savingpeopledoingmoosestuff: acetrainerghirahim: am I the only person who doesn’t wash their hair every day cause when I tell people I don’t wash my hair every day they look at me like I’m some disgusting hobo Fun Fact: Washing your hair everyday can lead to early hair loss. You hair needs to distribute it’s natural oils to remain healthy. Sometimes because of how thick my hair is, i...
Wow, really no pleasing you, is there?
So you heard about my job and called me asking about hours. You then ask in a distainful tone; “that’s it?” What the hell did you expect it to be on a PART TIME job? Working 30 hours a week? I was only unemployed for two weeks, and in a town where there’s little work, with a college AND university campus, multiple students fighting for work, I found a job after ONLY 2...
Yay Lea’s partially employed :D It’s a part time gig at a freakin’ dollar store but yaaay!!! Work! I’m no longer unemployed. And it only took two weeks in a city where work is hard to find. I rock.
wwe-espn-nascar asked: not sure if u got my first message but... i said u can beat me if u want... lol