Well apparently I do. Some kid visiting my sister just came upstairs and said “Hey, I used to work with you at McDonald’s (I haven’t worked there for a good year and a half) and I was on your bus going to school!” 

Dude, I’m 21, I graduated when I was 17…

I still have no clue who this kid in my house is and the fact he apparently knows me weirds me out a bit.